|chair still for sale.
||[Sep. 5th, 2006|04:22 pm]
Reed College, Class of 2010
I would like you to demonstrate proof of a relationship between Reedies and chairs before you post this, please. I think a community dedicated to talking about seats and modes of sitting would be a more appropriate place for this link.
I think this comment is posted ironically.
2006-09-06 12:57 am (UTC)
i posted your mom ironically.
[i was just thinking that everyone seems to like to respond to anything you write with some kind of snark, so i tried to beat every one else out. "everyone else" being the large LJ community devoted to being snarky to you.]
chairs are for sitting
thus reedies need chairs.
actually when i was a froshling i had a stupid camping chair in my room and that's why i didn't get laid, so i'm posting this so that other freshmen can have a cool chair and thus get laid*.
*not a promise.
2006-09-06 02:15 am (UTC)
Attention freshmen--it really works! Here's how:
"Wow, that was a really great post-Winter Formal backrub, with no sexual overtones whatsoever. Are you sure you don't want to stay the night?"
"No, it's late, and I've got this big essay on Herodotus to write."
"But what if we do it...on the chair?"
2006-09-07 07:13 am (UTC)
Re: Attention freshmen--it really works! Here's how:
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!